May 2013
54 posts
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
When my friends introduce me as their "single...
whatshouldwecallme:
couldnt be more accurate
manilovestarwars:
snckpck:
always upgrade the fries and never be afraid to kiss someone
Getting this tattoo’d on my chest
Leaving for a date
whatshouldwecallme:
Expectation:
Reality:
Watchohyeahitsthemaine:
Halvo’s Vine - “He is a performer, on and off the field”
When I accidentally pluck my eyebrows too thin
whatshouldwecallme:
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
When I can't wait for my best friend to visit
whatshouldwecallme:
When my food is unexpectedly spicy
whatshouldwecallme:
When a guy asks for my number
whatshouldwecallme:
When he says he’ll text me:
And then he actually does:
bonesofbirch:
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
3 tags
Yesterday I was called a son of a bitch by a man at work & had to keep my cool.
Today I was called ugly by a wannabe Fabio.
Feeling absolutely shitty about myself.
Going to put my retainer in & forget the world, just like middle school Lauren would do.
alpons:
weird point in my life..
When someone asks me if I'm hungry
whatshouldwecallme:
When I see a cute guy wearing really awful shoes
whatshouldwecallme:
Remembering something really embarrassing that I...
whatshouldwecallme:
bigtimejessemacbelieber:
so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
