Everything is hilarious at this hour. Is it because I’m intoxicated. HUH. MAYBSSSSSSS.
basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
WHEN A GUY OPENS THE CAR DOOR FOR ME
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE: IF IT’S A REALLY NICE CAR, I’M LIKE:
thesedrybonescryout: One of my biggest annoyances in the entire world is being an after thought. Its inconsiderate, selfish and rude. I refuse to be an after thought to you. I’m worth more than that. THIS. My life.