July 2012
71 posts
June 2012
71 posts
best pick up line
boy: hey, i like that band
“The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad...”
– John Mayer (via selfinspiration)
Anonymous asked: Wow that's kind of a harsh answer he gave you. Not gonna lie, when I hear about things like that it makes me upset but then I remember that I can't possibly know what's actually going on in his mind/life and I should just appreciate his music. But maybe I'm just a shameless fangirl. Still, that sucks that he said that to you. But I'm jealous that before that happened you...
I
just want to drink 40s in the park & cry. Please join me so I don’t look like a total homeless broad.
If
you really knew what was going on, you’d be in tears.
Yes, I am awake at 3am because of awful nightmares and thinking too much. All I want to do is cry.
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Oh
how I want to chop your balls off & feed them to wild animals.
Time to start my cat collection.
From left field, the award goes to YOU, dickhead. COOL.
Anonymous asked: How did John Mayer personally insult you??
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Okay
so since yesterday was half Christmas, I am already starting to compile my Christmas list. So what, I’m 21 & have a Christmas list. Don’t cyber bully me about it.
All I really, genuinely, super NEED for Christmas is for John Mayer’s voice to be healed. I’m not kidding & I don’t wish I was kidding either. Born & Raised was such a tease without the normal...
WHEN A GUY WONT COMMIT
howdoiputthisgently:
My life? Hello.
WHEN I DAYDREAM
howdoiputthisgently:
prettypleaseyesplease
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
Today
will go down in history as the day I told my mom the truth.. My biggest secret. Recovery on my heart starts now. I honestly never thought I’d do this in a million years. Her sadness made me more sad. Doctor visit next week. Here we go.
DRUUUUUUUNK
i am.
When my boyfriend suggests something a little too...
whatshouldwecallme:
HAHAHAHA just died.
“Walking home with no one left, Speak softly underneath my breath - ‘Hey...”
– JM
apuppetinmypalm:
janie-jones:
I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
This so much.
Watchunsexual:
JUST WENT TRHORUGH MY BLOG I CAN T BREATHE
