best pick up line
boy: hey, i like that band
The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad...– John Mayer (via selfinspiration)
Anonymous asked: Wow that's kind of a harsh answer he gave you. Not gonna lie, when I hear about things like that it makes me upset but then I remember that I can't possibly know what's actually going on in his mind/life and I should just appreciate his music. But maybe I'm just a shameless fangirl. Still, that sucks that he said that to you. But I'm jealous that before that happened you...
just want to drink 40s in the park & cry. Please join me so I don’t look like a total homeless broad.
you really knew what was going on, you’d be in tears. Yes, I am awake at 3am because of awful nightmares and thinking too much. All I want to do is cry.
how I want to chop your balls off & feed them to wild animals. Time to start my cat collection. From left field, the award goes to YOU, dickhead. COOL.
Anonymous asked: How did John Mayer personally insult you??
so since yesterday was half Christmas, I am already starting to compile my Christmas list. So what, I’m 21 & have a Christmas list. Don’t cyber bully me about it. All I really, genuinely, super NEED for Christmas is for John Mayer’s voice to be healed. I’m not kidding & I don’t wish I was kidding either. Born & Raised was such a tease without the normal...
WHEN A GUY WONT COMMIT
howdoiputthisgently: My life? Hello.
WHEN I DAYDREAM
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
will go down in history as the day I told my mom the truth.. My biggest secret. Recovery on my heart starts now. I honestly never thought I’d do this in a million years. Her sadness made me more sad. Doctor visit next week. Here we go.
When my boyfriend suggests something a little too...
whatshouldwecallme: HAHAHAHA just died.
Walking home with no one left, Speak softly underneath my breath - ‘Hey...– JM
apuppetinmypalm: janie-jones: I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you. This so much.
unsexual: JUST WENT TRHORUGH MY BLOG I CAN T BREATHE